Things Lord Captain Harlan of House Autumnhall is Respectfully Requested to Avoid Doing

  • Bigamy
  • Not even if she’s hot.
  • Making acquisition rolls for xenos personnel.
  • Okay, not more than once or twice.
  • And no Ork Weirdboyz.
  • This time we mean it.
  • You’re going to give the Lord Sector a peptic ulcer, you know.
  • Heresy.
  • Impersonating an Inquisitor.
  • Heresy while impersonating an Inquisitor.
  • Trying to steal the Eldar Webway.
  • Using tanks in a boarding action.
  • And no, no artillery, either.

Things Lord Captain Harlan of House Autumnhall is Respectfully Requested to Avoid Doing

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