Sword & Spoken Word
Things Brother Alric is Not Allowed to Do
- Keep the astropath out past her bedtime.
- Get the astropath drunk.
- Use the astropath’s assistance to cheat at gambling (unless the Lord Captain gets his share)
- Invest Profit Factor points in developing the Beer Slide.
- Make any excuse for dereliction of duty involving the words “beer slide”.
- Stop mass-reactive bolt shells with his face.
- Die without permission from the captain.
- Gank the Lord Captain’s kills. Again.